Transformers Dance To “Thriller”

Autobots + Michael Jackson = WIN!

Say What, Steven Tyler?

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has been bringing top-notch entertainment to “American Idol” this season—and not just the creepy leers, either.

Last night’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame episode was no different.

Steven Tyler quote of the night: “Second prettiest bust I’ve kissed all day!”

GILF: Grandmas I Like To F**k

Here are a few photos of Christie Brinkley visiting Good Morning America recently.

For those who don’t know, Christie is 57 and looks light years hotter than people three times younger than her.

Shit, she even has five years on Madonna and not once did I question if she’s a walking corpse feeding on the blood of children.

Christie Brinkley must be gulping from the fountain of youth (a.k.a. a tin garage can filled with blended angel fetuses) without a straw.