“My Bitch Better Have My Money” by Fly Guy

My bitch better have my money
Through rain, sleet or snow
My whore better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
Because if she don’t
I’m gonna put my foot...dead in her ass :)

Miss USA Hopefuls Discuss Evolution

All 51 Miss USA delegates respond to the question “should evolution be taught in schools.”



I kept waiting for one of them to answer: “OH MY GOD, YES! I love Julianne Moore and David Duchovny!”

Hot Slut Of The Day: The Mother-In-Law From “The Housemaid”!

Our Hot Slut of the Day is the mother-in-law from “The Housemaid” (as played by Park Ji-young)!

Last night, I was trying to find some shit to watch on Netflix and my options were bleak as bleak can be. There was “Just Go With It” and that crap about fuck buddies with Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher. Knitting myself a suffocation mask with shed cat hair sounds like it would be more pleasant than watching another Jennifer Aniston rom-com so I turned that down. And I’d rather do myself with a douche bottle while writing an Ateneo admissions essay with carrot puree, so that Portman/Kutcher movie was also out of the question.

But then I came across this shit called “The Housemaid,” which I knew nothing about. The only thing I knew was that it’s Korean and had the word “erotic” and “thriller” in its description. If you ever want to sell me a pile of white dried dog shit, just describe it as an erotic thriller and I’ll probably pull out my Body Glove wallet immediately. So, yeah I was SOLD!

“The Housemaid” is about a chick who goes to work as a maid for an extremely rich family and then ESCANDALO ensues! There’s sex, filthy talk, glamour, creepy goth children with hearts of gold and bitch slaps. It’s like if “Diabolique” (the Sharon Stone one, of course) and “Dynasty” raised a Korean baby together.

In case you’re interested in watching this shit, I won’t give anything else away. But I will say that my favorite bitch has to be the scheming mother-in-law who is as good at scheming as she is at shooting Death Eyes while posing in a tight black dress on a staircase. I’ll leave it at that. I sooooo want to grow up to be a rich Korean mother-in-law!

Top 5 Graphic Novels Of All Time

As the movie version of the acclaimed Korean graphic novel “Priest” recently made a splash at the big screen, let’s take a look at the best of the form.

1. Watchmen

It’s way beyond cliché at this point to call Watchmen the greatest superhero comic ever written-slash-drawn. But it’s true. In the world Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons created, it’s 1985, Nixon is still president, the Cold War is at absolute zero, and the nation’s superheroes consist of a bunch of neurotic, washed-up has-beens, mostly without actual superpowers, mostly retired.

As the novel begins one of them, the Comedian, is murdered. What follows is an astoundingly dense, beautiful, sad story that begins as a noir mystery and ends with the destruction, or possibly the redemption, of the entire world as we know it. To tell this story Gibbons and Moore deployed about a dozen fugually interwoven plots and an intricate system of echoing visual motifs. The result is a masterpiece so powerful it caused the entire genre of superhero comics to immediately rethink its most sacred conventions.


2. The Dark Knight Returns

The Dark Knight Returns is a brutal reboot of one the greatest comic book characters ever created. Frank Miller pushes Batman into his 50s: he has retired 10 years earlier, after the death of Robin, and has sunk into brooding oblivion. Gotham has sunk too. A vicious gang forces Batman out of retirement, but once he’s out of the cave, all his old foes come back out to play too.

A major superhero had never felt this real before—all stubbly chin and aging sinews and black thoughts. This is the book that begat the Batman of the movies.


3. Sandman

Morpheus is the Lord of Dreams. As our story begins, he has been magically captured by an occult group. A pale, skinny man clad in black—he’s the quintessence of goth—Morpheus escapes, but his kingdom, the Dreaming, a kind of geographical expression of our collective unconsciousness, has fallen into disrepair, and he must restore it to its former glory.

Melancholy and occasionally very ruthless, Morpheus is one of the Endless, a pantheon of beings that includes Death, Despair, Destruction, and various other eternal principles that begin with D. In writing Sandman, Neil Gaiman merrily pillaged the world’s mythologies, and those of his own brain, to produce a rich, literary and often beautiful mix of horror and philosophy.


4. The Adventures of Tintin: The Black Island

Hergé’s tufted, virtually sexless reporter investigates mysteries ranging from the criminal (counterfeiting) to the science fictional (a mysterious meteorite that causes things to grow at an astounding rate), in the company of a drunken ex-sailor, a half-cracked scientific genius, two identical bumbling detectives, and of course his white, apparently sentient dog Snowy.

Tintin is a weird mix of comedy, mystery and adventure—you never quite know what you’re going to get when you open one of those skinny, oversized volumes. Hergé’s art is an utterly inimitable mix of cartoonishness and photographic hyper-realism, inked in luminous, oversaturated colors, which renders Tintin’s timeless, ambiguously European world utterly believable. We’ll see how well Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson can reproduce it onscreen when the movie comes out in 2011.


5. Ghost World

Two teenage girls are whiling away their nothing lives in a nameless nowhere exurb of malls and fake diners and empty sidewalks. They’ve graduated from high school, but in their hyper-ironic state any ambition they have feels cheap and pointless, so they just wander from day to day, sifting through the broken refuse of popular culture. Their sardonic banter is so funny, and their anomie so total, that on the rare occasions when an actual authentic emotion breaks through Ghost World, it’s like a battering ram that crushes the reader’s heart.

The movie—starring Thora Birch and Scarlett Johansson—is fine, but it’s no substitute for the book’s pale blue-washed panels, so orderly and still and perfect that you just know nothing is going to happen, ever.

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I had a pretty big playground growing up. It all started with a dial-up modem and command-line interface email before there was spam. My virtual playground soon got new toys. On a family trip to the US, I was handed one of those infamous 1025-hour trial America Online CDs. 1025 hours later, I was hooked.

It was a new era for me of “you’ve got mail!” and a buddy list full of complete strangers I met in chat rooms. My dad set parental controls. I quickly bypassed them—anybody who stood in the way of me and my playground was a tyrant.

When high-speed Internet arrived, it brought with it efficiency and avid impatience. No more bleeps and waiting. Just seemingly instant access to my unconventional “textbook.” I signed up for a Yahoo! email account. I started creating websites with Geocities. I Googled anything I wanted to know. The Web was rich in information and information was my currency.

As the Internet evolved, I evolved. The playground I once loved was no longer just a playground. It was my workshop and laboratory. I bought “Web for Dummies,” but how could a book that probably took years to write and publish possibly be relevant? The Internet was changing so I learned everything on the Internet. I experimented and learned from my thousands of teachers.

The Internet taught me how to learn and it gave me the best gift ever: I can now reach out to people wherever in the world my adventures take me.

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“If you’re not blogging, you’re an idiot,” management uber-guru Tom Peters once said. Indeed, no single thing in the past year has been more important to me professionally than blogging. It’s changed my thinking, it’s changed my outlook, and it’s the best damn marketing tool and it’s FREE!

And thanks to Nuffnang, Asia-Pacific’s first and leading blog advertising community, I am now part of a constantly growing a community for bloggers by bloggers. Aside from lucrative advertising opportunities, I also get to join a wide range of blogger attended events like movie screenings, seminars, workshops, parties, and so much more.

Starting a blog is a relatively easy task these days. However, following through and putting your all into it requires consistent effort, but can lead to endless possibilities. You can never predict the kinds of people or places that your blog will reach. The real “gold” in blogging is not in the money, but what happens beyond the blog.