This magical fairy right here! When I finally eat the death dick, look up Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard in the Directory of Crazy, because this enchanting pixie needs to bring her brilliance to my funeral!
The 25-year-old pranced into the funeral of a man she didn’t even know in Laurens County, South Carolina. Nicole took centerstage in front of the service and proceeded to dance around while waving a magical wand over the casket. Tinkercrazy then opened the casket, touched the dead man and threw flowers at the audience. After her grand Dance of the Insane, Nicole fluttered away and flew off in a burgundy Toyota.
You know the audience gave her a standing ovation. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house. Even the dead man came back to life, clapped and then died again.
The cops pulled her over on a nearby highway and she admitted to everything she did back at the church. Nicole said she didn’t know anyone at the funeral, but “felt it was the right thing to do at the time.” Tinkercrazy was charged with disorderly conduct and disrupting a funeral.
Seriously, even crazy-ass Mel Gibson wants to hug Tinkercrazy with a straitjacket and calmly tell her to stop listening to the Peter Pan voice inside her head. Whatever kind of kitchen-made bad shit she’s on, she needs to keep taking it. By crashing one funeral at a time, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard is making the world a magical place :)
The 25-year-old pranced into the funeral of a man she didn’t even know in Laurens County, South Carolina. Nicole took centerstage in front of the service and proceeded to dance around while waving a magical wand over the casket. Tinkercrazy then opened the casket, touched the dead man and threw flowers at the audience. After her grand Dance of the Insane, Nicole fluttered away and flew off in a burgundy Toyota.
You know the audience gave her a standing ovation. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house. Even the dead man came back to life, clapped and then died again.
The cops pulled her over on a nearby highway and she admitted to everything she did back at the church. Nicole said she didn’t know anyone at the funeral, but “felt it was the right thing to do at the time.” Tinkercrazy was charged with disorderly conduct and disrupting a funeral.
Seriously, even crazy-ass Mel Gibson wants to hug Tinkercrazy with a straitjacket and calmly tell her to stop listening to the Peter Pan voice inside her head. Whatever kind of kitchen-made bad shit she’s on, she needs to keep taking it. By crashing one funeral at a time, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard is making the world a magical place :)
