People always ask me how I come up with such amazing ideas for these posts. The answer: DRUGS.
But I have heard that drugs can kill you. And I spent the entirety of last summer building up an immunity to death. It has been working so far. So without the help of drugs I have been pondering the options for what I will write about this week. Here is the only idea I have had so far:
When I was smaller I would watch shows like “Small Wonder” and “Full House.” I never thought these shows were funny. But I always figured I was just too young to get the jokes.
Thanks to DVD, I have come to realize that I was not too young to get the jokes—THE SHOWS JUST PLAIN SUCK.
I will now take the time to raise my voice against a new turn of phrase that is taking its toll on the general populace. I hear a lot of people saying the phrase “I’M NOT GOING TO LIE…” at the wrong times.
Now if you said something along the lines of “I’m not going to lie, I’m not really a woman,” THEN you have truly mastered the art that is phrase-turning.
Learn it. Live it. Love it.