Screw it, I’m just gonna post tits all day because I’m lazy, so here’s Lucy Pinder in an issue of the appropriately titled “NUTS” magazine. Say what you want about her face, but when she dies I’m pretty sure her rack will be dipped in gold and put on a satin pillow and her obituary will include the phrase “gallons of semen.”
Hey, remember when Victoria Silvstedt was Playboy’s 1997 Playmate of the Year? You do? Awesome. So if you’re wondering what kind of job you can get with that on your resume, I bet you’d never think “escort” or “whore.” Haha, I know right? I wouldn’t have thought of that either, but please keep in mind that Victoria Silvstedt is an actual prostitute. No, seriously (click here).I’m only saying this to prepare you for this…
And this…
You don’t need to look at those pictures to know the guy in them is unattractive, because when you’re paying $30K a day to play Marco Polo with a 36-year old prostitute, I guess that’s just already assumed.
