Friday, September 2, 2011
From Anime News Network:
The Japanese studio Toei Animation announced on Monday that it and the character goods maker Sanrio will launch the One Piece x Hello Kitty series of collaborative goods in November. The concept of this collaboration has Chopper and the other characters from One Piece coming “to play in the world of Hello Kitty.”
Stationery, goods, clothing, accessories, and other items will be rolled out for sale under licensing agreements with about 20 companies.
Is it illegal to give tattoos to underage girls? Because that Straw Hat crossbones n’ Hello Kitty bow is going to be my daughter’s twelve-year birthday present.
If any of you were wondering if “Uncharted 3” would somehow fail to be as exciting as “Uncharted 2,” well, here’s four minutes of gameplay that should set your mind at ease.
A few things:
1. I really like Uncharted’s fist-fighting mechanics. They might not be realistic, but they make me feel like I’m playing an Indiana Jones game.
2. As always, Uncharted looks like it perfectly meshes gameplay with scripted events for maximum awesomeness. I can’t wait.
3. If you are seated next to Nathan Drake on a plane, CHANGE SEATS.
I have no idea what Ralph Magazine is, but apparently they can talk Lucy Pinder into doing a topless photo shoot. Not that it’s difficult. I wouldn’t recognize her on the street if she had on a shirt. She’s naked in everything.
She could win the Nobel Prize and when she walked on stage, the clapping would take an awkward pause, then she’d look around, cover her tits, and slowly walk backwards like she was on a minefield.
I always thought that “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis looked like two fat white babies in a headbutting contest. I blog corrected. It was Bruce Willis the whole time.
Above is Kim KardASSian’s and Kris Humphries’ completely natural and not at all staged honeymoon video that doesn’t look like a low-budget foreign soft core porn from the early 80s that your parents had on Betamax.
It also doesn’t look like a commercial for a non-BFAD approved penile enhancement drug whose side effects include leaky ass, dribble dick, cotton mouth, deflated soul and the constant feeling of being suffocated by a twelve layer ass that smells like regrets, smegma and the urinal in an NBA locker room. Not at all.
And below is a video of hippos mating in the river.
Do I even need to ask for a show of hands from people who would rather watch the second one at 4am on The Playboy Channel when you’ve got a head full of the drunks and a lap full of cold nachos? There’s really no need. Don’t worry, I’m calling Cinemax on behalf of all of us.
The good news is that Cameron Diaz looks pretty good for a 48 year old, as you can see on the cover of Cosmo. The bad news is that she’s only 38, and that picture is Photoshopped to a degree where you can’t even call it a picture anymore. It’s more like a drawing, of some completely new person.
All of which is lost on Cameron, who thanks to drugs and arrogance, thinks she’s better than ever.
“I think you get better as you age. You know what you want, and you become stronger mentally, emotionally and physically,” she tells Cosmopolitan. “But also, things have happened recently that have pushed me to grow. My father died, and having gone through that really made me think about my life and how I want to live it.”
“I don’t care what other people think,” the former model continues. “It’s my life, and I live it the way I want to.”
“So shut up! Go away, I hate you! I must return to my home under the bridge and plot my revenge on those three devious billy goats!”
Lil Savion is like a collaboration between Willow Smith and Li’l Wayne and I love her for three reasons:
1) She reminds me of myself after I’ve been put on Ritalin.
2) Lil Savion is permanently looking you down with her left eye.
3) The Gucci backpack and Z formation has just pushed all of us back into the mid-90s.
I really hope this was made during school hours, because this is the kind of learning our children need in their lives. Where was Lil Savion when I was a kid to teach me the correct way to throw “NOT TODAY” shade at the gym teacher?
And yes, I’m sure this video will be used to argue that we need to bring back ass-whoopins to our schools.