I ended up drinking until 3 am before I got drunk enough to realize that fucking the fat 21-year-old I was talking to all night was a bad idea. You know, because she was fucking disgusting. I do some of my most rational thinking when half passed-out, covered in vomit on my living room floor.
Anyhoo, here are pics of the very hot Danica Torres to add sizzle to your summer day...
