Maggie Q’s Tattooed Ass

Maggie Q is some old...as far as I’m concerned, at 32...bitch from Hawaii who’s half Asian. More interestingly, she’s also half Vietnamese, because her white daddy worked for the government and fell in love with a local bitch during the Vietnam war. Fucker saved her by bringing her to Hawaii where they produced this bitch a few years later. It’s a fate far more exciting than living under Communism as a hooker…or getting blown the fuck up by leftover landmines and angry North Vietnamese who hate you because you allied with Americans and killed their family and villages before they took everyone out.

She’s been in one or two American movies, the rest of her career has been “the Asian American” in Asian movies, where she probably has a huge fan base, because she’s got white in her and that makes her exotic to them.

Now she’s in Inked magazine showing a lot of ass, but not as much skin as I’d expect from someone with her level of fame. You can’t please everyone, not even me…unless you get naked…no matter who you are…because I have low standards.

“House” Star and MILF Lisa Edelstein Nude for PETA

Lisa Edelstein is some 44-year-old bitch who’s in the show “House” who decided to strip down for PETA despite being a 44-year-old bitch because I guess she feels that PETA is a good cause because killing animals is mean…so mean a motherfucker needs to get naked for the shit.

This is something that was probably barely hard for her to do because in the 1990s, she was a club kid named Lisa E, and if you know anything about New York club kids, they were trying hard freaks who paved the way for hipsters today, doing tons of drugs all night, having lots of sex, getting AIDS…and Lisa E was a key player in that fucked-up scene.

Here’s a clip of her in her halter top leaving a club with some dude, kissing some gay dude on the lips, singing, showing off titties, all backstage and exclusive, back when we all woulda fucked her.

Nickelodeon’s “iCarly” Star Emily Ratajkowski is Naked!!!

Here are a couple of pics of Emily Ratajkowski naked in Treats magazine. She’s some bitch from the Nickelodeon kid’s TV show “iCarly” who decided that modeling was the best hustle for her. Even better, she decided to get into nude modeling, because you might as well get paid to get naked than release nude pics that aren’t professionally shot and awkward.

I’m pretty happy she did, because she’s fucking hot. More importantly, her pussy is an “inny” and not an “outty,” a “coin slot” and not a “sloppy beefy sandwich,” which is always exciting on a bitch with tits like this, who’s built like this, with lips like this…shit…she’s good.