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It’s all part of the takeover I have planned. You know, to attain cult status, invade the mainstream, establish an empire…full of TITTIES…and sluts…and TITTTIES…
I’m drunk…
Anyhoo, here are pics of the very sexy Solenn Heusaff posing in slutty swimsuit and lingerie for FHM. Enjoy, sluts!
Loving these outtakes of Lacey Banghard (love the name, too) as a topless and busty Catwoman for Nuts magazine! Her tits are looking spectacular as always but I have to add that I like those skintight latex pants as well.
Are you excited for “The Avengers” yet? I know I am…and by “The Avengers,” I obviously mean Vivid’s “The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody”! Well, I’m pretty stoked for the mainstream version as well but you have to admit that the poster and trailer Vivid unveiled today is pretty sweet.
For the past 40 years, sex change operations and hormones have made it possible for thousands of people all over the world to convincingly switch their genders.
Sometimes I wonder if the reason I don’t fuck trannies is because society has brainwashed me to fear them…or if it is because they are actually scary, unnatural, and have fucking cocks.
I do know people who are into trannies, and I don’t think it makes them gay…just weird. I just can’t relate, but I can wonder, and while I do that (you know, because it is so important to figure this nonsense out), here are pics of the ten most beautiful trannies who made a remarkable and successful transformation from male to female.
10. Meet Bailey Jay! She has a successful porn career and was the winner of the 2011 and 2012 AVN Award for Transsexual Performer of the Year! Googling this cutie is extremely NSFW. She is packing serious heat.
9. Bell Nuntita was on “Thailand’s Got Talent” and blew the judges away with her amazing voice. Not sure if her voice is more impressive than the fact that she used to be a dude.
8. Andrej Pejic went from working at McDonald’s to causing controversy in the transgender world. She won both #98 in FHM magazine’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World list and #18 in the Models.com Top 50 Male Models list. You go girl?
7. Nong Poy knew she wasn’t meant to be a boy from a very young age, and had a sex change operation at the age of 17. She cleans up at Thai transgender beauty pageants.
6. Isis King was on America’s Next Top Model and made it 3 weeks into the show. She used to be known as Darnell Walls.
5. Jessica Liu Shi Han was a highly desired Chinese model for a while before revealing her secret. This only made her more famous and desired.
4. Kim Petras is a German pop singer who gained the country’s attention at the age of 13 as a boy who really wanted to be a girl. She kept the attention of the masses and everyone seemed to be rooting for her to make the switch. She finally completed the operation at the age of 16, making her one of the youngest people to undergo such surgery.
3. Kayo Satoh is a transgender that nerds will love. She’s a top ranked competitive “Street Fighter” player in Japan, making guys all over Japan say “OH MAN I JUST GOT MY ASS KICKED BY A GIRL…kind of.”
2. Lea T is huge right now! She is a Brazilian stunner who became the face of Givenchy in 2011. She made lots of men jealous when Love Magazine put out an issue with her and Kate Moss open mouth kissing on the cover.
1. Nadia The Tranny is about to take over. She is getting a reality show soon and claims to have slept with lots of famous “straight” rappers. She’s hot like if Amber Rose and Nicki Minaj had a baby and that baby decided it was born in the wrong body and had a sex change.
BONUS: And the least successful sex change goes to…
