With every hangover comes a dump…and sometimes that dump is a beautiful thing that gets all the shit you’ve been shoving down your throat out of you. But other times it is a horrible, painful thing.
Anyhoo, here are a couple of pics of the very sexy Iya Villania proving she’s not just a pretty face. She also has a hot body as well. Enjoy, sluts!
I learned a valuable lesson today: No matter how much I love upskirts, and no matter how much I love it when the wind blows a girl’s skirt so that her ass flashes everyone around her, it just doesn’t work on fat chicks.
Sure it’s funny, but on the wrong fat chick, like the one I saw it happen a few minutes ago, it could do enough damage to the system as a whole and ruin every wind-induced upskirt ever. She was that disgusting. But luckily a jogging college girl in short shorts ran by with a cameltoe so deep I felt like I could see her boyfriend’s load from earlier today. She saved the day, but more importantly, she saved upskirts for another day. Yes, leaving the house is fun.
Anyhoo, here are a pair of topless pics of my future ex-wife, the slut of my dreams, the one and only Georgina Wilson. Enjoy, pervs!
