Micaela Schaefer Supports German Football in a Good Way

Today is the start of the 2012 Euro Cup and Micaela Schaefer is kicking things off by showing support for Team Germany! How does she do that? Oh, by painting her boobs as soccer balls and covering her pussy with a German flag while standing next to one of Berlin’s most famous monuments: The Brandenburg Gate!

So babes of Sweden, France, Spain, etc., how will YOU show your support?

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Kate Upton’s Boobies Spills Out of a Bikini Top

 
Here are some fantastic pics and video of Kate Upton wearing a bikini top which can barely contain her big boobs for Beach Bunny Swimwear! Amazing-looking body, but you already knew that. Note the cameltoe at the 29-second mark.

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World Shocked—SHOCKED—By Possible Match Fixing in Pacquiao Fight

People on the Internet who are into watching two grown men punch each other are up in arms after the controversial victory by Timothy Bradley over Manny Pacquiao. Apparently, Manny punched better except the judges didn’t think so but they were obviously wrong? I don’t understand boxing. Now it turns out the whole thing might have been fixed.

The Big Lead reports:

Are you ready for Manny Pacquiao – Timothy Bradley II? Timothy Bradley tweeted out this photo back on May 29th, 11 days before the fight that was so controversial that it demands a rematch. As you can tell from the poster, the match is set for November 10, and the tickets–hey, what do you know–are available right now.

At this point, we should remind you that Bob Arum is the promoter for both Pacquiao and Bradley. If this had been scored a decisive victory for Pacquiao, there is no rematch or at least one that is desired by the public. Arum acted upset after the fight, saying he had it 10 rounds to 2 for Pacquiao. He also told Kevin Iole, “This is a death knell for boxing, and I’m going to make a ton of money on the rematch.”

Statistically and logistically boxing is the easiest sport to fix, and there is a lot of money to be made by the people in charge by agreeing to an outcome beforehand. So this is probably true? And it probably happens all the time?

Maybe next time, instead of spending a ton of money to watch two grown men hit each other for a few minutes, you could go to any playground after school gets out. Or pay some homeless guys a couple bucks to fight. Really it’s the same thing, except you can still afford dinner.

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The Best Thing About Last Night’s Episode of “True Blood”

It’s obviously the beyond glamorous kittens and sunshine Walmart sweatsuit Pam wore on last night’s season premiere of “True Blood.” Even though last night’s episode gave us a nekkid Eric hitting his vampire sister from the back in a storage unit, a possibly brain dead Tara vampire HULKING out at Sooooookeeeh, and Steve Newlin’s fabulous over-the-shoulder declaration of gay love…

The highlight was definitely Pam’s beautiful burial ensemble that looked like it came straight out of Weiner Dog’s dressser. And just like that, VampiresofWalmart.com was born!

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Concussion This Way: The Lady Gaga Edition

 
Lady Gaga was performing “Judas” during the Born This Way Ball in Auckland, New Zealand on Sunday. At the 0:17 mark, I assume God had heard enough.

And she’s gonna live, so that means it’s okay for us to break the shit out of H and A keys by letting out a million: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAs!

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