Stop Sexing Me with Your Eyes, Angelica Panganiban

I was happily staring at breasts and assess everywhere I went yesterday. I realized how much better girls are to look at rather than talk to and try to interact with. Sure, you need to talk to them in order to fuck them, and fucking them is great, but sometimes, just looking at them is enough. It comes with less frustration, anger and hate.

Anyhoo, here is Angelica Panganiban giving me a dose of my own medicine by fucking me visually with her seductive stare. I feel so violated.

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Georgina Wilson is Sexy and Sweaty for Esquire

I woke up with a pair of panties in my pocket this morning, with no memory of where they came from. These kinds of blackouts scare me, but luckily there was no blood anywhere. I probably stole them from someone’s house, and probably didn’t steal them from someone wearing them…I hope.

While I regroup, check out the covers and teaser video for Esquire Philippines’ July 2012 issue featuring my future ex-wife Georgina Wilson. 

 

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Friday Wouldn’t Be Complete Without Your Weekly Dose of Reaction GIFs

When my friends tell me what I did the night before at the bar

 
When an ex likes my Facebook status

 
 
When I walked on my Grandpa and his 78-year-old girlfriend doing the nasty

 

When I’m introduced to someone

When I hear someone talking about me outside my cubicle

 
When someone forces me to dance sober

 
 
Showing up late and my boss has the day off

 
When I get Head & Shoulders in my eyes

 
 
How I feel after staying up all night

 
Happens every weekend 10 minutes before the bar closes

 
 
When the police start tailing me when I am already going over the speed limit

Getting a compliment from a pretty girl

 
When I see someone coming out of the bathroom without washing his hand