Check out the video of Bianca Gonzalez’s very sexy photoshoot for Esquire Philippines!
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Check out Vixen babes Christine Marquez, Paulene So and Karen Bordador in wet and wild lesbian action while skinny-dipping in the pool!
French pop group Aikiu (no, I don’t know who that is either) found the second best use for gay porn next to masturbation material. Aikiu mashed together clips of the band playing instruments with gay porn stars in fuck time action to make the NSFWish video for their song “Pieces of Gold.” There’s no VP (visible penis), but there’s plenty of O faces.
At 728 pounds, Pauline Potter only agreed to take the Guinness Book of World Records title of the World’s Heaviest Living Woman because she thought it would shame her into losing a major dollop of chunk. It didn’t work and shoving 10,000 calories a day into her eating hole only made her fatter and fatter. I think my eyeballs gained 1 pound each just from reading that. That was almost a year ago and just when Pauline Potter thought she was going to eat her way to a permanent date with a quadruple-wide coffin, a savior in the form of her ex-husband’s penis came a-calling.
Pauline’s ex-husband Alex had seen her picture in the paper and seeing her again after 3 years made him want to wade in her fupa layers of ecstasy. Alex paid a visit to his ex-wife and as soon as she saw him, the gallons of panty pudding came gushing out. Pauline tells Closer that Alex did 100 push-ups to build up his arm strength, strapped an oxygen mask to his face, held up her great wall of fupa and went in. Alex humped on her so good that she didn’t want him to stop. They did it six times that day. Pauline’s mouth can’t get enough of eating Big Macs and her coochie can’t get enough of eating her ex-husband’s peen.
Pauline’s words to Closer about this are so damn romantically beautiful that it’s like the writer of “Fifty Shades of Grey” wrote them herself:
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session—it’s great exercise just jiggling around. I hadn’t had sex in three years, but we did it six times! He took charge as I couldn’t move much, but he was so attentive. I orgasm every time. We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too. My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”
“I drape a nice sheet over me” is the most romantic line of poetry I’ve ever read.
Pauline still gobbles up Big Macs and McNuggets, but her marathon sexercise sessions with Alex have melted 98 pounds from her body in the past 7 months. Pauline is hoping she can fuck her way to her goal weight of 532 pounds. Alex is happy to help even though it could cost him his LIFE!
“It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area. But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”
There are really no words for this, so I’ll just say, keep fucking that chicken, Pauline. Actually, that just gave me a visual I didn’t need today. I should’ve stopped at “no words.”