Just like that, every Honda Spree is feeling hotter than a motherfucker today, because their title as “The Biggest Two-Wheeled Joke In The World” has been replaced by this Trannyformers disaster.
Late last night, Lady CaCa dropped a Photoshopped shit bomb on her little monsters when she Twatted out the album cover for “Born This Way.”
I can already hear CaCa vroom-vroom-vrooming about how this is METAPHORICAL HIGH ART CAMP and only the few chosen ones who have recently gotten an oil and filter change in their creative node will understand this.
Stick a banana in her exhaust pipe and tell her gas pumper at AM/PM to start filling her tank with a steady stream of GET OVER YOUR FUCKING SELF (87 octane, of course). I will tell CaCa the same thing I told my cousin when she came out of the airbrusher store in SM Megamall wearing a T-shirt with Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck (in “Smile Now, Cry Later” style) on it: walk in front of me and don’t make eye contact with me when we’re both in line at KFC.