Duck With An Extreme Amount Of Swag

This is a really excellent picture. Also notice the floating goats.

Batman Dress

From the description “Made from RARE & VINTAGE Batman print fabric…” and available for $185.00 from the Vintage Doctor. 

Also something I would wear if I was a woman.

Hong Kong 3D Porn Is Cumming To America

“Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy” has finally secured a distribution deal in the US, after breaking box office records around the world. And not just records against movies where a good review includes the phrase “cum soaked” but against real movies like “Avatar,” and beating movies like “Scream 4” and “Fast Five.”

The Hollywood Reporter says:

China Lion bought “the world’s first 3D erotic film”– whose cast includes Japanese porn stars—after seeing its Hong Kong opening day gross of $351,000 beat the record set by “Avatar” and watching the film sell out its entire first week in Hong Kong.

Both Australia and New Zealand censors let “Sex and Zen 3D” screen uncut with an R18 rating. In Australia, “Sex” took in $600,000 on nine screens for a per-screen average of $67,000, more than six times the per screen average of “Scream 4.”

In six weeks, “Sex” has made $1.1 million, $122,000 per screen, beating the “Fast 5” per screen average of $114,000. In New Zealand, “Sex” had an opening week per screen average of $24,000, matching the per screen take of “Pirates of Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.”

I love Asian girls and I love porn, so I was very pleasantly surprised by the trailer. As long as a musket has the only balls flying toward the screen, this should be fine.

Hermione Granger Deathly Hallows Movie Poster

It all ends 7/15. BRB, gonna go cry now :(