Tuesday, July 12, 2011
In this video, a hillbilly cowboy wins the Dumb Bitch Award by losing a high noon showdown to a damn paper target!
Yes, a bullet to the leg by your own hand hurts something bad, but a bullet full of dumb to the ego hurts even more.
If paper target people could shit, that one would’ve left a serious shredded mess from laughing so hard at all of this.
How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple. The rules for girls are the same as the rules for gremlins.
Rule No. 1: Never get them wet. In other words, don’t let her take a shower at your place.
Rule No. 2: Keep them away from sunlight i.e. don’t ever see them during the day.
And Rule No. 3: Never feed them after midnight. Meaning, she doesn’t sleep over and you don’t have breakfast with her…ever!
Or you might end up with this...