Perpetually naked hot mess Paz De La Huerta is best known for playing perpetually naked hot mess Lucy Danziger on HBO’s gangster epic “Boardwalk Empire.” It’s the part she was born to play! It is, in fact, maybe the only part she can play.
She’s kind of my heroin...errr, I mean she’s my HEROINE, with her willingness and need to show off her bodacious body, and the fact that she seems to be perpetually tanked in public, and of course for that time she punched out some chick from a reality TV show in a bar fight.
Her rad bod is appreciated by all, but her face is somewhat controversial. Some find her to be a unique one-of-a-kind beauty, while a certain famous, well-endowed, handsome, and talented blogger (a.k.a. ME) has claimed in his brilliant posts that “she looks like her face was scraped off and put back on by a blind plastic surgeon,” and “she looks like a drag queen who survived a face-full of battery acid” and “she has the body of a pornstar but with Mick Jagger’s face.”
She’s back in a sexy shoot for Flaunt magazine, nude for some pics and in lingerie for others. Although naked for the camera, she’s covering up the good bits, which is pretty puzzling since I’ve seen her junk so often I can draw her snatch wrinkles from memory. View the photos below and let us know in the comments if you’re a Paz fan or not.
Here’s Latina super MILF Sofia Vergara dropping some very tasty cleavage at the premiere of “Happy Feet 2,” at least I think that’s what it is, who knows? It involves dancing penguins so…
Anyhoo, back to those massive breasts of hers. My elbows rub up to a lot of breasts when I go to bars, lucky bastards, but nothing this lovely. It’s definitely not my feet she’s making happy…
“Gossip Girl” starlet Taylor Momsen is no stranger to inappropriately provocative outfits, she’s been doing it for a while now, but now she’s taken it overseas. Here she is in some slutty lingerie on some Japanese TV thingy. I don’t know. Do other seventeen-year-olds dress like this? Seriously. I think I’m going to have a vasectomy.
To be honest I’ve never really done much roleplaying in the sack, the only exception is the game of “pretend I’m not paying you for sex and act like you like me for the next hour, why won’t you let me kiss you, I thought I was paying for the girlfriend experience here.”
With that said, I understand the appeal of sexual roleplay. Boning can get a little routine and some costumes, scenario, and a little acting can spice shit up.
Here’s a hilarious comedy sketch about a couple’s sexy roleplay gone a little screwy. Let us know what you thought of the video in the comments and please let us know if bedroom roleplay is one of your loves or if it does nothing for you.
If you’re into it and you’re running out of ideas because you’ve already done naughty nurse and patient, cop and bad girl, prison guard and bad inmate, and every other classic roles, may I suggest the hot scenario of “perv blogger and Megan Fox.” Trust me, your partner will love it.
I’m excited that I’ve finally got some shots of Amanda Seyfried doing something other than walking her dog in a sweatshirt. She’s got a cute dog and all, but this is much better.
Here she is looking awesome in the pages of Marie Claire magazine. It’s about time she gives us a good look at those big chesticles she always keeps hidden so well. Hopefully this will encourage her to bring them out more often. Hot stuff. Now jump up and down for me, Amanda.
This three-wigged, fur coat-peddling master negotiator from “Hardcore Pawn” made my heart’s Clip of the Week for three extremely good reasons:
1. She smokes two rocks with one pipe by wearing three wigs, which elevates her beauty to goddess levels while causing her to sweat her way to weight loss.
Three wigs + a sparkling glow + melting chunk = GENIUS! She better trademark her Sauna Wig before that thieving thief Beyonce steals it.
2. She is a skilled professional at the difficult art of the negotiation. Delusionally aiming high will make your item seem like a rare piece of luxury when in actuality that fur was previously worn by a coyote with scabies that got into a fight with a pack of possums and lost.
She says $50,000. He says $100 loan. She says DONE, knowing that she would’ve given it to him for a cigarette and a couple of lottery tickets. SCORE.
3. LACE: this bitch knows how to wear it.
If that hasn’t made you a believer in everything she’s giving, then skip to the 10:31 mark in the video below and watch her grand performance in its entirety. Her kitchen ass wig hat, her hypnotizing crack eyes and her Farmer in the Dell sound effects will make you howl at the moon.
