Anyone who has followed this site knows that we have painstakingly chronicled the whorish exploits of female celebrities for years now. However, every so often celebrities make our job extremely easy for us by having nude or topless pictures leaked to the web. To celebrate this damning evidence we have compiled a list of the top ten leaked naked celebrity photos of all time. Enjoy!
10. Hayley Williams
Hayley Williams is the lead singer of the American rock group Paramore. She also is obviously a bit of a slut, taking a topless photo of herself and “mistakenly” releasing it on Twitter.
Because this picture is only of Haley’s breasts, she comes in at number 10. If she wants to “accidentally” take a picture fingering her snizz and post it on Facebook then we can talk about a higher ranking.
9. Cassie Ventura
Cassie Ventura is a singer, actress, and tremendous whore. She is signed to P Diddy’s “Bad Boy” record label and starred in the ethnic hit “Step Up 2: The Streets.”
Though Cassie had the decency to at least leak a picture of her vagina, the fact that her clit is pierced along with her nipples makes me feel herpally (it is a word) so she comes in at number 9.
The scientific whiz kids at The Daze of My Life laboratories have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.
With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.
Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.
Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.
Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.
Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.
Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.
Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.
A topless picture of singer Taylor Swift has reportedly just been leaked to the Internet. As you can see in the picture above, a woman who bears a striking resemblance to country star Taylor Swift is lying on her bed with her breasts exposed.
After careful examination of this photo, I believe that this is in fact Taylor Swift. The wood paneling on her bedroom walls suggest that she is in some sort of top of the line trailer (possibly a double-wide) which only a hoity-toity country star like Taylor Swift would splurge on.
Add to that, the fact that the girl in the photo has strawberries on her panties and Taylor Swift has been known to eat strawberries, and there is some pretty damning evidence that this is a photo of a topless Taylor Swift. But don’t take my word for it, examine the picture thoroughly for yourself and draw your own conclusions no matter how wrong they are.
