These Freida Pinto for Esquire UK pics could not have come at a better time, because I am currently working on making myself famous in India.
Local fame is too overrated. While having over a billion people, half of whom are girls, works for my non-existent self esteem. So I figure the best way is to post and praise these Indian chicks, specially when they are half-naked—even when knowing that Slumdog Millionaire Dave Petel awkwardness has already cum inside her.
Now I’m gonna go back to researching Indian pop culture to have better jokes that only they get, since I’m tired of you fucks and I’m moving on internationally. Sayonara, sluts!