I’ve been doing a new thing in my quest to seduce every girl I come across online. I’ve been trying to get them to give me their phone numbers instead of getting them to ADD ME UP ON FACEBOOK WHERE I SHINE AS THE INTERNET SUPERSTAR THAT I AM!
It’s pretty funny to see their reactions. It’s like they’ll let me look at their vacation pics, learn where they work and go to school, flirt with their moms on FB, but asking for their number is crossing the line and gets you treated like a rapist—something I’m used to anyway. This is the world we live in. Fuck.
Anyhoo, here are a few pics of the very sexy Gwen Garci slutting it up as the naughtiest nurse you’ll ever come across. Enjoy, pervs!
The highlight of my night was falling in love with a blonde girl with a hot ass in tight jeans in the grocery store who was very excited they were running a Burger King promotion. She was with some balding black guy who I assume has polluted her and I wasn’t able to follow them home–so I’ll never see her again…and that really sucks for my stalking ego.
I am usually better at these kinds of things. I’m getting old, tired and too fat the climb fire escapes to watch girls shower. I’ve lost my spark. The end of an era. I guess I’ll just stick to INTERNET CREEPING.
Anyhoo, here are some sexy bikini pics of Pinay hottie Jewel Garcia. Enjoy, pervs!
The above picture of what appears to be country music star Taylor Swift topless has just been leaked to the Internet!
