Don’t you sometimes wish you had two cocks? I do.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Video!!!
Actress and born-again slut Jennifer Love Hewitt gives a handjob to a virile Shallow Man in the video above.
It warms the heart to see Jennifer Love Hewitt finally find her proper place in this world by using her tits as cum receptacles for the potent seed of The Shallow Man.
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Japanese Novelty Bras
Triumph Lingerie likes to unveil novelty bras in Japan and even though I like what they’ve done so far, I am still waiting for a bra with a built in beer holder!
From top to bottom: Chopsticks Bra, Marriage Countdown Bra, Grow Your Own Rice Bra, Baseball Bra, Increase the Birthrate bra, Stop Smoking Bra, Cool Down Bra and, Millennium Bra worth $1.9 million!!
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“The Dark Knight Rises” Has a New Poster
At this point, everybody should collectively give director Christopher Nolan a blowjob of appreciation. This shit is going to be epic. Oh, and here’s the new poster.
Don’t look now, but I’m sitting on my couch in pajama pants with a hole in the thigh because of my raging hard-on. Ladies?
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Batman,
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